Beep Boop, this was generated by by ChatGPT. << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> Been through all kinds of things worse than us. They dont care about you at all at all AT ALL. hb```b``na` cc`ahd`phQD"#. -{- f1^u0`cp@&CUoM;v> And American English is loaded with euphemisms. POLITICIAN:WHEN HE RESPONDS TO MY INITIATIVE, I WILL REVIEW HIS RESPONSE, TAKE A POSITION AND MAKE A RECOMMENDATION. George Carlin. His political commentary was scathing and on par with any of the greats, Pryor, Chappelle, Bruce. George Carlin - Euphemisms I don't like words that hide the truth. His final HBO special, It's Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death. Something is definitely wrong. THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. <>/MediaBox[0 0 612 792]/Parent 175 0 R/Resources<>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageC]/XObject<>>>/Rotate 0/StructParents 0/Tabs/S/Type/Page>> George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. Two reasons I dont vote. You don't. You have no choice. Quick Guide. Carlin was brought up Irish Catholic but grew into an outspoken atheist. endobj In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".The first of Carlin's 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. 0000003180 00000 n GEORGE CARLIN: I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. Carlin left a wealth of social, political, and religious commentaryand most of it was highly critical. Search. Theyll get it. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! I do not own this video. George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doin' just fine. Im talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners! George Carlins daughter, @kelly_carlin, on her first radio show with guest Paul Provenza, talking about this routine. You got people spouting their opinions left and right, like they're some kind of expert on the subject. George Carlin. Look them in the eye, shake their hand, and share your thoughts and feelings in person. Our country is failing because the majority of the people are selfish. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I know, they say, they say: well if you dont vote you have no right to complain. We're not rats', Rectorial address, Glasgow University - 1972, For Geoffrey Tozer: 'I have to say we all let him down', by Paul Keating - 2009, for James Baldwin: 'Jimmy. Pfft! The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); All photographs on this website (unless otherwise indicated) were created by and are the property of Daniel R. Joder and may not be used for any purpose without permission. The shit they shuffle around every four years doesnt mean a fuckin thing. That doesnt help them. 0000002011 00000 n xWnF}WDh%&^6F%&T{84e[A0@-3wUr-*l:, XF{HT+T0?LL q8"y1yY0LV"vQ|8:GwPBr,&]Qt7oz5n These people on social media, they're not your friends. He was a frequent performer and guest host on The Tonight Show during the three-decade Johnny Carson era, and hosted the first episode of Saturday Night Live in 1975. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS . You know what they're interested in? These are the websites where people go to express themselves, right? If you are interested in using one of my images for your website, or if you would like a print, please contact me directly (See the Contact tab). American stand-up comedian George Carlin is notable for his long-standing popularity from the early 60s up until his death in 2008. I'VE FAITH IN THE AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM. They say, Well, if you dont vote you have no right to complain. But wheres the logic in that? Look, I'm not against technology or communication. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich cock suckers who dont give a fuck about you.they dont give a fuck about you they dont give a FUCK about you. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The planet is fine. https://ad.style/. He missed this one. His parents split up when he was an infant because his . They don't fall out of the sky. Updated on May 30, 2018. By the way, its the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. Besides, environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet. Then watch the video. People like to twist that around, I know. And secondly, I dont vote cause I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. They're your followers. It's like they're part of some kind of digital echo chamber. Politicians have traditionally hidden behind three things, the flag, the Bible and children. But a comedian has the ability to use their anger and intelligence to refocus and reconstruct their pain into entertainment. I mean, why do we need to see some idiot eating Tide pods or jumping off a roof into a pool? George Carlin (1937-2008): Legendary Comedian Challenged Status Quo Here's a transcript of a segment where he talks about it: "Social media, what a crock of shit that is. Vodafone Ad. Marc Allan: Good, thanks for calling. POLITICIAN:HE HASN'T RESPONDED TO MY INITIATIVE. Everybody says they suck. Nothing wrong with the planet. Famous Quotes by George Carlin about Politics. You're just trying to impress people you don't even know. I mean, have you ever looked at people's Facebook or Instagram profiles? 01. But hey, I guess it's just part of my glamorous jet-setting lifestyle.'. I, on the other handwho did not votewho did not votewho, in fact, did not even leave the house on Election Day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain as loud as I want about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents( \n h t t p s : / / d i g i t a l c o m m o n s . That's a big activity here in Washington! And they're all looking for that instant gratification of likes and followers, like it's some kind of digital high-five. If you want to make a difference in the world, if you want to connect with people in a meaningful way, put down the phone, step away from the computer, and go have a real conversation with someone. (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP) GEORGE CARLIN, COMEDIAN: Takes the cake! They don't pass through a membrane from "another reality". 0000053233 00000 n George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doin' just fine. Schedule . [masturbation gestures] It doesnt mean a fucking thing. George Carlin Discusses 'Silly Putty and Napalm' Aired June 08, 2001 - 21:00 ET. Carlin, for 40-years, was one of the greatest comedians ever. In this paper, I examine George Carlin's stance on . So, maybemaybemaybe its not the politicians who suck. 0000000716 00000 n I just wanna put this behind me and that's an expression we hear a lot these days in all walks of lives. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents( M o n t c l a i r S t a t e U n i v e r s i t y \n D i g i t a l C o m m o n s)/Rect[308.9844 674.625 540.0 693.375]/StructParent 1/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> Subreddit to discuss about ChatGPT. A clean place to live. Thats what the owners count on. Whatever happened WellWell he's about to find out! They want your retirement money. Carlin is usually spot on. Its what our system produces. Maybe something else sucks around here. Do you think its possible that one of these POLITICIANS whose judgment is so poor that he honestly thinks of himself as serving the Nation might occasionally be expected to indulge in little patriotism huh What do you think? Well, where do people think these politicians come from? George Carlin on the language of politics - YouTube Given the nature of our current Administration, I thought it timely to revisit what George said years ago (Back In Town HBO Special, 1996) about American politicians and the American people who elect them. You crowned us', by Toni Morrison - 1988, for Michael Gordon: '13 days ago my Dads big, beautiful, generous heart suddenly stopped beating', by Scott and Sarah Gordon - 2018, Tara Westover: 'Your avatar isn't real, it isn't terribly far from a lie', The Un-Instagrammable Self, Northeastern University - 2019, Tim Minchin: 'Being an artist requires massive reserves of self-belief', WAAPA - 2019, Atul Gawande: 'Curiosity and What Equality Really Means', UCLA Medical School - 2018, Abby Wambach: 'We are the wolves', Barnard College - 2018, Eric Idle: 'America is 300 million people all walking in the same direction, singing 'I Did It My Way'', Whitman College - 2013, Shirley Chisholm: ;America has gone to sleep', Greenfield High School - 1983, Joe Marler: 'Get back on the horse', Harlequins v Bath pre game interview - 2019, Ray Lewis : 'The greatest pain of my life is the reason I'm standing here today', 52 Cards -, Mel Jones: 'If she was Bradman on the field, she was definitely Keith Miller off the field', Betty Wilson's induction into Australian Cricket Hall of Fame - 2017, Jeff Thomson: 'Its all those people that help you as kids', Hall of Fame - 2016, Dan Angelucci: 'The Best (Best Man) Speech of all time', for Don and Katherine - 2019, Hallerman Sisters: 'Oh sister now we have to let you gooooo!' It is a crisis of confidence', Crisis of Confidence speech - 1979 , Jon Stewart: "They responded in five seconds", 9-11 first responders, Address to Congress - 2019, Jacinda Ardern: 'They were New Zealanders. And by the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. And of course, they're all looking for that dopamine hit of getting likes and comments from people who agree with them. 0000000016 00000 n The late George Carlin was a genius with words, a deft dasher of conventional logic, and a master observer (and master-baiter!) Now, folks, a question for you. Yeah, let's share our every thought and feeling with the entire world, because that's what we need, more information. D} 8 &L$` %pPyZnC*ss9Qm^-u~Y]5;D- p?Ds+A$%C"CXU@5M`mO=YK6l[f0xc5j D6C"NMUCDV#[7q&>O!WsDm~ |!=?H^wM $M:w085uk8OaP;,p|Jp@H0 O#NE\f&KXl1DHq0,>b4A !oPfcmxe5)l*1x,g FC[A9u71-tILKA n_B--jxQjB,=oINnh;> R# }bO 7?|`M S(5OdC0#K1EH-Llj[~y' c7ozi=w,PP&e~g$2! *@@Gh!'[G F.r *N-@LoX15XvGA4#Wb_"$,%%8@2% (LAUGHS) PROCEEDING. Everybodys at the mall, scratchin his ass, pickin his nose, takin his credit card out of his fanny pack and buyin a pair of sneakers with lights in them. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. Thats against their interests. It's clearly a padded list. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects. Quote by George Carlin: "Forget the politicians. The politicians are If you have selfish, ignorant citizensif you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youre gunna get selfish, ignorant leaders. 193 0 obj Watching the video and reading the transcript are, interestingly, two different experiences. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now theyre coming for your Social Security money. I dont always agree with everything he says, but I always listen. Unless we think of some way to fight back. And the more noise there is, the harder it is to hear anything worth listening to. Comedian George Carlin addressed members and guests of the National Press Club in Washington, DC. All rights reserved. The planet is fine. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Two reasons I dont vote: first of all, its meaningless. 160 Copy quote. "A transcript of George Carlin talking about Social Media" First Response: First Response Certainly! Comedian George Carlin's 'Last Words' - NPR.org Juno3127 10 years ago You couldn't be more wrong. His satirical comments and relentless attacking a damaged system that unfairly trounced on the rights of its . Transcript. Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. Press J to jump to the feed. George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. Well where do people think these politicians come from? It's just a curated version of ourselves that we want to present to the world. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth. People like to twist that around. Two is all you need, folks. They are irrelevant. stream They don't fall out of the sky. But, the Incomplete List highlights his exceptional understanding of, love for, and talent with language, sound, and rythmn. Moses could have carried them down the hill in his pocket. Then share it far and wide with the little green button. TOP 25 QUOTES BY GEORGE CARLIN (of 976) | A-Z Quotes endobj We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? Now normally during peace times the politician would refer to people in the military as: POLITICIAN:OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN STATIONED AROUND THE WORLD. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN. George Carlin: 'Politicians don't actually say things, they INDICATE 124 Copy quote. 183 21 In particular it's fun to listen to Washington talk. As I say, they're my work, they're my . Well, we know what they want. Garbage ingarbage out. POLITICIAN:WERE ADDRESSING THE PROBLEM AND WE'LL SOON BE PROCEEDING. e d u / e t d / 4 7 1)/Rect[72.0 131.7406 279.0264 143.4594]/StructParent 6/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> Everyone's taking pictures of themselves, all the time. We're all becoming like Goldfish, swimming around in our own little bowls, looking at the world through a curved piece of glass. TOUGH DECISIONS like: POLITICIAN (PLANNING):HOW MUCH SOFT MONEY CAN I EXPECT TO COLLECT IN EXCHANGE FOR MY CORE VALUES? If you can afford a donation, it will help Speakola survive and prosper. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. 0000001596 00000 n Friends? George Carlin Scripts 0000004120 00000 n I dont vote. What? The career of comedian George Carlin (1937-2008) spanned five decades, with his first appearance on "The Tonight Show" being in 1962.He was an outspoken, acerbic social critic, and what came out of his mouthcould be shocking or even sometimes vulgar, but often his railings against injustice or stupidity or corruption shone a light on some dark areas as he said things that others would or . Results like these do not belong on the rsum of a Supreme Being. Certainly! George Carlin: In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by . OR: I WAS QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT. BRAND: That's comedian George. Because that's where real communication happens, folks. 203 0 obj [187 0 R 188 0 R 189 0 R 190 0 R 191 0 R 192 0 R 193 0 R] Add in a bit of effective protest and it might even turn a bit faster.). Then youre just what theyre looking for. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Use the actual ChatGPT bot (not GPT-3 models) for all your conversational needs, Try out the powerful GPT-3 bot (no jailbreaks required for this one), Generate unique and stunning images using our AI art bot, Chat with the BING Chat bot and see what it can come up with (new and improved! They're not your friends. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. Fuck hope!. It's a big club, and you ain't in it. This is the best we can do folks. You enjoy yourselves. Its never going to get any better, dont look for it, be happy with what youve got. Theres a reason. There's a whole world out there waiting for you, and it's much more interesting than anything you'll find on social media.". And term-limits aint going to do you any good. All rights reserved. They should be earned. Do you? As for me, Ill be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you. Required fields are marked *. Everybody complains about politicians. 194 0 obj From Life Is Worth Losing. So maybe maybe MAYBE, its not the politicians who suck. He said: Once you leave the womb, conservatives dont care about you until you reach military age. Their own habitat. 190 0 obj But it's all a facade. They're your contacts. It's the perfect name because it's anti-social media. It's like a highlight reel of their fake lives. Everybody says they suck. I dont vote. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents(digitalcommons@montclair.edu)/Rect[400.0562 72.3516 527.5898 82.8984]/StructParent 7/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>>
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